Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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