alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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