people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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