I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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