oh god the rape fog is back!
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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