And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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