I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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It's official drugs can't kill me
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
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Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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