Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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