Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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