Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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