which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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