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say what?
wanna hang out?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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