worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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