You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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