just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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