Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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