____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
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She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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