He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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