how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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