i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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