i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
So vagazzling was a success
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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