Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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