I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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