i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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