I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
its liver damage thursday
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