I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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