Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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