How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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