I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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