he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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