She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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