I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
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There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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