I wish I could teleport
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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