so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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