Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
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You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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