So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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