Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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