We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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