Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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