i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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