you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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