i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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