I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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