Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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