We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
My ass is underappreciated
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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