what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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