The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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