Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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