I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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