dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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